Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice for Sunday, May 12, 2024
As you know we have been living inside a Botticelli painting since the end of April. We have ten more days of it so suck up the lush...
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Svetlana Trantastic
- May 5
- 6 min
Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice for Sunday, May 5, 2024
Independent journalist Sarah Cammarata recently had the pleasure of interviewing former President Jimmy Carter for Politico on the...
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Svetlana Trantastic
- Apr 28
- 4 min
Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice for Sunday, April 28, 2024
Apr 25 – 8:54 am – Mercury Direct in Aries Apr 29 – 7:31 am – Venus Enters Taurus Apr 30 – 11:33 am – Mars Enters Aries May 1 – 7:27 am –...
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Svetlana Trantastic
- Apr 21
- 3 min
Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice for Sunday, April 21, 2024
The Full Moon in Scorpio is here. April 23rd is the Pink Moon of Scorpio. It’s time to face our Scorpionic secrets. Expect intensity....
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Svetlana Trantastic
- Apr 14
- 3 min
Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice: Good news incoming!
Good news incoming! There’s an end to all this chaotic nonsensical energy. We have been living almost an entire month with Mercury in...
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Svetlana Trantastic
- Apr 7
- 5 min
Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice for Sunday, April 7, 2024
If you regularly read these blogs, you know that I have told you previously to get ready for some big, wild changes, post eclipse:...
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Svetlana Trantastic
- Mar 31
- 7 min
The Devil Comet is coming! The Devil Comet is coming!
Ever wonder what that kid who was sniffing glue all the time is doing now? Well, I’m doing just fine; thanks for asking. I write an...
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Svetlana Trantastic
- Mar 24
- 6 min
Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice for Sunday, March 24th, 2024
The Spring Equinox is the Astrological New Year. I’d wish you “Happy Astrological New Year,” but reality is going to be a bit more...
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Svetlana Trantastic
- Mar 17
- 6 min
Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice for Sunday, March 17th, 2024
Is your life in balance? That is about to be tested. Those who practice Evolutionary Astrology believe that your natal chart, a snapchat...
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Svetlana Trantastic
- Mar 10
- 5 min
Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice - Full Solar Eclipse Coming April 8th
Our worldwide economy is currently failing many more humans than it is helping. Why should we be afraid to watch it collapse? We know it...
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Svetlana Trantastic
- Mar 3
- 4 min
Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice - Sunday March 3rd, 2024
Please enjoy this Slap in the Face. In 1993 I was nineteen years old and I worked part time at the front desk of the Holiday Inn Hotel in...
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Svetlana Trantastic
- Feb 25
- 3 min
Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice - Full Moon In Virgo February 24, 2024
Hello Friends! Get ready for some very productive full moon in Virgo energy coming at you starting February 24th. The Sun is in Pisces...
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Svetlana Trantastic
- Feb 11
- 7 min
Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice: Aquarius New Moon
For years you’ve been told that humans, including yourself, use only ten percent of our brains. Prepare for that to change. We are...
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Team AFRU
- Feb 7
- 1 min
The Ministry of Stupid Ideas, Ask Dr. Carla, and 2 Calls for Artists!
Hello, AFRU Supporters, and a happy National Fettuccine Alfredo Day to you all. That’s an actual thing! Actually today! We wanted to...
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Svetlana Trantastic
- Feb 4
- 6 min
Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice
A conversation with galactic entities from another dimension to help you sleep at night. I have to tell you that the following words are...
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Svetlana Trantastic
- Jan 27
- 5 min
Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice for 1/28 through...
Disclosure of the Intervention The human consciousness is expanding whether or not you like it. Your consciousness is expanding whether...
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Svetlana Trantastic
- Jan 20
- 4 min
Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice for 2024: My Most Depressing Column Ever.
I’ve had trouble bringing myself to write this column. I am burned out. I want to numb out. I want my life to be more simple. I am an...
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Svetlana Trantastic
- Dec 31, 2023
- 4 min
Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice for the End of 2023 / Beginning of 2024!
Let’s talk about the astrological weather at the end of the year 2023. This isn’t the year to bother going to a party to celebrate the...
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Svetlana Trantastic
- Dec 17, 2023
- 2 min
Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice for 12/17 - 12/23
Today is Dec 17th, 2023 and Mercury has gone retrograde. It’s time to reconsider and reevaluate if our lives are going in the right...
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Svetlana Trantastic
- Dec 10, 2023
- 2 min
Auntie Svetty’s Astrological and Life Advice for 12/10 - 12/16
On December 10th the moon is opposite Uranus. Go ahead and make a joke. Are you finished? The moon represents your emotions and Uranus is...
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